WE DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

Dear Reader,

It is with great sorrow and grief that I announce the Chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings against ZachsThoughts and my entire writing operation. This is not how I wanted the year to go, but our accountant fled to western Serbia before I could reach them.

While it may not seem like it, but every single post we write about often have our hands tied up by crazy wannabe beta-readers and editors who desire a commission for the miniscule work they do in conjunction with the site. In addition, numerous posts that reference specific/certain people are in hot water due to my belief that lies should prevail. (It’s not my fault I don’t believe in transparency!)

In the meantime, ZachsThoughts will be restructured to be a site primarily based on ESPN reactionsofthe reactions. The recent February Falls Ice Hockey games provide us with ample content to last us through 3025. Stay tuned for when the new site is launched.

Anyway, we are here now. You can help support our true cause of allowing giraffes to swim underwater by donating here.

Best,

Zach A.

PS. If you need to find me, I’ll be drowning my sorrows at Mikey and Mel’s near Farrugut North.