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I'm delighted to announce the impending arrival of my third etymology book, Useless Etymology: Offbeat Word Origins for Curious Minds, featuring quirky, charming, and humorous word origin stories for lovers of all things lexical. This lovely little blue book, published by Hachette's John Murray Press, will be released in hardcover on Oct. 7 in the… Continue reading

The word “piebald” usually describes animals (of a variety of species) whose coats have irregular patches of white and other darker colors and patterns such as black or brindle. We have two interesting things happening here word origin-wise: The “bald” element in this word means “white,” a sense we also see in animal names like… Continue reading

The following is excerpted and abbreviated from the book Words from Hell: Unearthing the Darkest Secrets of English Etymology. English is a great language for verbal evisceration, a practice predicated upon a long history of creativity in this arena. Poetry, theater, novels, and, of course, politics have made rich, recurring and visionary use of put-downs,… Continue reading

The word “electric” zapped its way into English in the 1600s from the Modern Latin electrícus, meaning “resembling amber” (Greek ēlektron, “amber”). But what does electricity—and what do electrons, for that matter—have to do with fossilized tree resin? This word came to life thanks to early research into magnetism, as well as the exchange of… Continue reading

The word "nostalgia" first described homesickness and likely PTSD symptoms experienced by Swiss soldiers and mercenaries who fought abroad in the 1700s. Nostalgia has a surprisingly tragic origin. In 1688, Swiss medical student Johannes Hofer wrote a dissertation about a condition that was common to Swiss soldiers and mercenaries who were fighting in other parts… Continue reading

This word first described men—especially Northeasterners—with a penchant for fashion, worldliness, and foreign fare. It also boasts a curious connection to "macaronic language." Hey dude! Ever wonder about the origin of the word “dude”? This word is first recorded in the late 1800s as a word for a man who is foppish and fastidious, meaning… Continue reading

A 12-year-old girl named Gloria Lockerman is the reason you learned the word "antidisestablishmentarianism" when you were a kid. Remember how you and your friends would toss it around, touting it as one of the longest words—if not the longest—in the English language? There are of course many longer words, many of them scientific or… Continue reading

In Old English, your average elf (or ælf or ylfe) belonged on the naughty list: They were malicious, imp-like creatures, blamed for mischief, mayhem and evil. At the time, another word for a nightmare was ælfadl, “elf-sickness,” and a hiccup was an ælfsogoða, "elf-cough, elf-heartburn." In Beowulf, elves (ylfe) are in a list of monstrous… Continue reading

Plus, 5 haunting etymology facts to celebrate the book's Halloween release. Something wicked—and wordy—this way comes. Today, Oct. 31, 2023, a book brimming with festering filth and malicious monstrosities claws its way from the darkest recesses of human imagination. And it's nerdy as fuck. Meet Words from Hell by Jess Zafarris. (That's me, your guardian… Continue reading