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Shit Bow
An insincere bow, meant to dismiss rather than apologize.
When I complained about the soup container leaking, he gave me a shitbow.

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Fruit and Flowers
What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alcohol or prostitutes. The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)

They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!

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Deja Moo
The feeling that you have heard this bull before. Katie: "How come you guys didn't go out and celebrate your anniversary?" Nicole: " We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again." Katie: "That sounds like deja moo to me."

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Moronification
the process of simplifying everything as to be accessible or understood by a moron.
The moronification of society continues unabated thanks primarily due to the internet.

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Dr Google
A person medically qualified by Google's search engine to diagnose symptoms of sickness.
Mrs. Smith: My son has Dengue fever. I searched it on Google. Dr. James: Really? That's what Google says? Send him to emergency immediately! Dr. James: *note to self:Mrs. Smith's Son is fine. Mrs. Smith however has a case of Dr Google.

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Cooked
a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.
Bro #1: yohomiethat girl is cooked as fuck. Bro #2: shit's cooked.

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Causeplay
Cosplaying but for a cause and to raise awareness.
I think I just saw the Monopoly Man at the Senate Banking hearing sit right behind the Equifax CEO Richard Smith. That's wild. No... it's causeplay. No get-out-of-jail cards for millionaires from companies like Equifax & Wells Fargo!

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