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hypnicj3rkRebloggedomtaiFollowi had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before |
hypnicj3rkRebloggedevildevil42bireaucracy-archivedFollowthis one liberal dude on twitter made the (correct) take that parents have overwhelming power over their kids and very often abuse it and restrict children's rights and he was ratio'd by conservatives, communists and liberals alike who made comments like "my kids will have rights when they pay the bills" to "aw are you upset mom and dad didn't you get you a lega set for christmas". way to prove his point lol! any criticism of the power dynamics adults and particularly parents have over kids and how it is often used to abuse kids or refuse to let them exist as themselves is drowned in mockery and the idea that parents have absolute authority over children and that any less than that is actually spoiling them. |
max1461The fact that this view is so rare despite also being, in my view, extremely obvious is I think a reflection of how strongly incentives mediate our beliefs. My experience growing up was that by six years old every single person I knew had developed a thorough class consciousness for the "child" class and as I've gotten older, everyone I know who's become a parent has forgotten it. Because ya know, it's not in their interests any more. The authoritarian structure of the parent/child relationship should also be the prototype for how sociological systems replicate, because parenting styles are so directly passed down generationally. |
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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode" |
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hypnicj3rkRebloggedethylsilveromtaiFollowthought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul. |
hypnicj3rkRebloggedmousegirlheartFollowlook at this please. you need to see this. |
hypnicj3rkRebloggedtylostomaFollow[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man |
hypnicj3rkRebloggedfullyfunctionalminiaturebeehivememeupliftFollowsuch-justice-wowDust bunnynonenosome2How did I miss that?such-justice-wowYou lack my quick wit and fat assvocabulary-altering-postsPHRASE ADDED!"You lack my quick wit and fat ass" |
hypnicj3rkRebloggedrockbocimercurys-in-retrogradeFollowrestingwelllEvery time I’ve seen Skweezy Jibbs he’s completing some obscure side quest and being based as hell about ithypnicj3rkRebloggedethylsilverdykegeologyFollowIdk like I think there's a really misogynist way that women are expected to consider being murdered and assaulted as like 1000x worse than anything else that could happen and do everything possible to avoid it and like it's unarguably bad! But constantly whenever I mention going hiking or whatever people are like 'omg you're going camping alone as a woman??? what if you get murdered????' Actually by far the way I am most likely to die doing that is... some sleep deprived or drunk driver crashing into me on the way there! But no one tells you to avoid driving, meanwhile there's so much pressure on women to like, always stay in other crowded super safe areas or at home to Protect Their Virtue and it's like lol I would actually rather live an interesting life doing things that I enjoy1000diodesinatrenchcoathypnicj3rkRebloggedevildevil42cosmonautrogerFollowkirbyfuckingbadassstupid little grape fuck i mean stupid little crabhypnicj3rkRebloggedethylsilvermatchavanillalatteFollowwe should domesticate the hyenamatchavanillalatteMe and my bestie the robust bone crunching hyenareal-live-humanan excuse to share one of my favourite parts of the spotted hyena wikipedia pageALTbogleechSo you're saying hyenas are fully befriendable but just too powerful for human society to contain or be trusted with. That if they feel like going outside they will not wait like a dog for a human to assist them, but will simply bite your house open.I gotta look something up.Oh, I see.Pit bull:Hyena:lost-forest-heartOh I can tell you why that never happened!Hyenas are smarter on average than chimpanzees.At least the spotted hyena, Crocuta crocuta. I'm not sure if we did similar testing on the other species. Theb you add in the bone crushing jaws, that they're carnivorous pack hunters, in addition to them being too darn smart, well, you probably don't want that in your house, now do you? I also heard from one source that their temperament varies too much between generations (The Lion Whisperer on YouTube); you'll have a really chill, docile mother, but the pups wind up aloof or even aggressive towards people even when handraised.I love hyenas, you should love hyenas, everyone should love hyenas. We should, however, never, ever, try to domesticate them. They won't be happy, we won't be happy. They'll eat your car, your house, the neighbor's tiny dog, maybe even come back and chew open your refrigerator. And then they'll still be bored.bogleechWgat if I wanted all of that to hapenarsnofYou're describing a huskyhypnicj3rkRebloggedevildevil42beesmygodFollowAnonymousasked:How can I hide my pregnancy until like 7 months in? I want to surprise my friends and loved onesbeesmygodanswered:every time you walk in the room say "mmmm i just ate a whole chicken"hypnicj3rkRebloggedohnoitsjessterFollowI get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes |