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| User | Status | Time |
|---|---|---|
| rorskie🙂 | Share your JPEGs with piclog! | 9 minutes ago |
| halcalic🌈 | thnx shiny! | 10 minutes ago |
| myrdin💻 | 1 exam left!! i can practically taste freedom!1!! | 19 minutes ago |
| outlaw✏️ | Finally (somewhat) fixed my website, planning on adding some more content soon! | 23 minutes ago |
| anabolicfrolic🎶 | need to practice my spanish its so bad | 31 minutes ago |
| sylviegirly🌈 | du gehst mir nicht mehr aus dem sinn, total verwirrt schmelz ich dahin!!! | 36 minutes ago |
| sai🎶 | its funny seeing 15-year-old me on tumblr talking abt being demigirl, cause i still feel that distant connection even today w/being a girl | 45 minutes ago |
| with_thereal-svien🙂 | it hurts to be something, it's worse to be nothing | 47 minutes ago |
| yippestarbreaker🙂 | yay gotta go vacation at 3am | 47 minutes ago |
| starredhalo💻 | It's how I feel about the state of accessibility in a web app I'm working on at my day job. I can't say that at work, though. | 50 minutes ago |
| nowaegann👽 | finally making progress on my homepage rewrite! https://ultrakill.nekoweb.org/ | 1 hour ago |
| 1120sakimura🙂 | I don't feel like a human person rn | 1 hour ago |
| clownhouse💔 | Just took my med! (11:02) | 1 hour ago |
| nakazat🤒 | may is NOT my month. godddd | 1 hour ago |
| wormsauce🤩 | I'm so sick, I have a pool of pus in my ear | 1 hour ago |
| waul🔥 | 6 on the pain scale my uterus hates my guts | 1 hour ago |
| merky🤖 | back from awesome holidays!!! | 2 hours ago |
| lolmlm🙂 | I’m gonna do the dishes about this lol | 2 hours ago |
| sivonratmeat🥹 | finished my aps project next is my 2 English project sighhh | 3 hours ago |
| yatagarasu🤒 | Me, sitting in silence in the office having my attempts to eat dinner be interrupted thrice by calls: can I please eat now | 3 hours ago |
| nonk😎 | i should get compensation for getting sick at work | 4 hours ago |
| kiwimeowo🐱 | thrice-cooked, i nailed my graduation paper pre-hearing | 4 hours ago |
| mrrpexeter🎬 | mrrpexeter🎬 | 4 hours ago |
| jbcarreon123🙃 | man i love blue lock | 4 hours ago |
| folly🤔 | Seems like there's a worm going around in status.cafe profile pages. https://forum.status.cafe/topics/74#1064 | 4 hours ago |
| bird🌧️ | I wonder if it's possible to run an IDE without nuking my PC or making a deal with the devil | 4 hours ago |
| scenemime🎶 | NO G-DS, NO GRUDGES | 4 hours ago |
| vizibean😝 | Vibing to Blood Orange whilst trying to work on my last assignment. I just want to be done with 2nd year and play stardew | 5 hours ago |
| always_rest🎶 | EXAM ENDED | 5 hours ago |
| -cantsleep💡 | DO THEY KNOW THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG?? Anyway, | 5 hours ago |
| fritzi✨ | Yeah no one thinks like this, you're a broken person | 5 hours ago |
| niceopod😎 | Billie Holiday - the Lana Del Rey sans theatrical suffering and romanticised destruction. | 5 hours ago |
| nyajax💤 | might quit | 5 hours ago |
| notbothered🤔 | UGLY STUPID DUMB IGNORANT LOSER PAPILLA!!! | 5 hours ago |
| chevronkerthel🔥 | Summer is taking a break today | 6 hours ago |
| censorine😴 | YOU🔥AND🔥ME🔥BABY🔥AIN'T🔥NOTHING🔥BUT🔥MAMMALS🔥SO🔥LET'S🔥DO🔥IT🔥LIKE🔥THEY🔥DO🔥IN🔥THE🔥DISCOVERY🔥CHANNEL🔥 | 6 hours ago |
| mangoboy🙂 | the world is my loveworker. i have to pay everyone to be nice to me | 6 hours ago |
| fuwamisu🙂 | Spended a lot of money yesterday, no shopping for me until furter | 6 hours ago |
| bsj96😴 | speedrunning stuff right now before the evening 38 degree fever kicks back in again | 7 hours ago |
| snarlingteeth🌱 | Zzzzz | 7 hours ago |
| kanandraw💤 | 38.13 FOR A T-SHIRT. IM DYING PLEASE | 7 hours ago |
| xoxojc🌧️ | good morning | 8 hours ago |
| jackdawmarc🙂 | it's raining everydayyy | 8 hours ago |
| michaelina✨ | the raincloud emoticon i selected for that previous update makes it seem gloomy but i actually LOVE rain & it's been rainy, so | 8 hours ago |
| pawpyrus🍸 | Her pistol go (bang-bang, boom-boom, pop-pop) | 9 hours ago |
| erosnocturne✏️ | ohh i love shitty bls theyre so entertaining | 9 hours ago |
| smallpancakes😡 | finally updating this again... i really need to keep up with it! drafting an Astarion x OC fic for a client! | 9 hours ago |
| pxxels🔥 | I really hate making phone calls. Why do people like phone calls? | 9 hours ago |
| paw✏️ | I did ace my test LETS GO CHATTTTT but also I got hit in the wrist by a stickbug | 9 hours ago |
| idceightzero😶 | just call me a girl at this point | 9 hours ago |
| usahana🌈 | i have no status | 9 hours ago |
| camico🙂 | fun page is live. i'll pretty it up later | 9 hours ago |
| bscass🍊 | I'm so done with social media this week, every time I get in one I feel so sick... I don't understand this people,they only talk about | 9 hours ago |
| beesilisk🎶 | having a good night! | 10 hours ago |
| rnhaluro💻 | dug up my old mp3 player! too bad i dont have the right adapter to charge it, or id be listening to all of avril lavigne's 2007 hits | 10 hours ago |
| camerashy❤️ | ah yes burning random linux distros onto my empty dvd's to never use them again...one of my favourite pastimes ... | 10 hours ago |
| cydthezombie😎 | i need to make a shrine to shappo from the sentimental circus i luv him | 10 hours ago |
| toastgirl😴 | lace monitors are AWESOME!!! new favourite freaky lizard for sure! | 10 hours ago |
| metronn🥱 | read the first 3 books of ACOTAR and can honestly say there's naruto fanfic w better plot, smut, and writing | 10 hours ago |
| jamers🐶 | WFH again because i'm sick :( | 11 hours ago |
| mavisdeluna💤 | *rips you apart with my teeth and nails* sorry | 11 hours ago |
| birdrobot🌈 | trying to push your sleep schedule forward is THE worst!!!! | 11 hours ago |
| w0rmwideweb💔 | yeeeeee finally got around to doing something i've meant to do like all month | 11 hours ago |
| sofiaflorina🙂 | tummy hurt.............. | 11 hours ago |
| beelzebabe🙂 | Happy World Metrological Day, 20 May, 2025. 2025 Theme: "Measurements for all times, for all people". 150th Anniversary of Metre Convention. | 11 hours ago |
| trebleknight🤔 | I wish I lived inside the music video for Duality by slipknott | 11 hours ago |
| weatherchannel🌈 | I can't figure out if I think CGI stich is cute or creepy. Maybe Disney should just go back to 2D animation lol | 11 hours ago |
| cannnibalpriest✏️ | its been a while... i moved, got a job, and a new puppy! shes a GSD mix ive named vivi :-) | 12 hours ago |
| petrichor🎶 | why cant i be good at drawing NOW!! | 12 hours ago |
| neowww!jordie🧐 | Everyone listen to stars and romeo from pinkpantheress new album | 12 hours ago |
| kindapunkyrocky✨ | wish i had binoculars at the concert hall | 12 hours ago |
| sherwind🌙 | i managed to find a good laptop on sale and it comes tmrw!!! | 12 hours ago |
| kkb😭 | (starts howling) | 12 hours ago |
| roblox🎨 | i miss him so fucking much | 12 hours ago |
| djpon3😯 | now i sit here in reflection chamber, fixing myself so that all can savor !!!! /lyrics | 12 hours ago |
| moonpr1sm🌙 | dont consume random drugs from the internet | 12 hours ago |
| novaria👽 | it is a pleasure to give the gift of half a bahn mi to my beloved | 12 hours ago |
| howsoonisnow😭 | Buscando a mi gente latino | 12 hours ago |
| epickillerscreen💻 | yep got a cold just in time for summer haha epickillerscreen | 13 hours ago |
| coelacanth🙂 | FIGHTING with chat clients on my virtual machine AGAIN! another evening well spent | 13 hours ago |
| wygolvillage🌙 | fell asleep 2 hours after that | 13 hours ago |
| pluto22🥳 | GUYS SINNERS IS SO GOOD. VAMPIRE MOVIES ARE SO BACK | 13 hours ago |
| mahoushoujodoinky🥰 | i had a virtual party and my virtual friends showed up!! :') | 13 hours ago |
| lyin🐱 | I found out how to use my phone as a second monitor. My world just got a bit bigger. | 13 hours ago |
| whitefelinewonder👽 | 今天虽然穿裙子但带了衣服裤子鞋子。唔管你同我讲咩，今日我都一定要gym㗎，唔使同我讲其他嘢啦 | 13 hours ago |
| wowozella🎨 | im ready to move to revolt whenever discord decides to do something even more stupid | 13 hours ago |
| butcherbird🌧️ | unfortunately i hate fun so aesthetic only stamps piss me off | 13 hours ago |
| yavi🤔 | it is rainy outside | 13 hours ago |
| yuru🌙 | much needed time to fuck about and do coding, no gaming yet, maye tmo.... i am behind!!!! on relaxation!!!!!!! | 13 hours ago |
| thiskitsuneexists💡 | eaxh in our own life spirall | 14 hours ago |
| riverbankwillow🌱 | thinking of making a playlist website or something | 14 hours ago |
| imvzluv🐱 | I'm really glad that I get to be a person | 14 hours ago |
| datapusher🔥 | the lion does not understand basic social cues | 14 hours ago |
| malcriada❤️ | We are back in | 14 hours ago |
| rose-lily1💤 | i got a miniskirt and i actually love how it looks on me. now i gotta see if i have the guts to wear it in public | 14 hours ago |
| fluttershank❤️ | im BLASTED | 14 hours ago |
| beasttrash✨ | stardew time!!!! | 15 hours ago |
| windit🎶 | eh, the kids will learn later when you’re working your first job in retail and you desperately want shoppers to leave so you can go home | 15 hours ago |
| maph🥹 | Study with Me in Persona 5 | Café Leblanc | 25/5 Pomodoro Timer | 15 hours ago |
| pkpc🤔 | becoming a dragoon against my will | 15 hours ago |
| mammegoma💤 | Jekyll or Astro or 11ty... | 15 hours ago |
| ifwewerevillians💻 | 2hollis!!! | 15 hours ago |
| juglone😱 | writing? maybe? | 15 hours ago |
| schiavona🥹 | Confirmed tornado west of me that dissipated before hitting town, confirmed tornado on ground SE of me | 15 hours ago |
| layeredcake🌧️ | Yeah, it's a full on mental breakdown. | 16 hours ago |
| drmollytov🙂 | The orb ponderer... | 16 hours ago |
| ginthehuman🙃 | Even in dystopian novels, the US has health care. Amazing. (Elgin's "Native Tongue" series) | 16 hours ago |
| stinkyfuchi🌱 | stinkyfuchi🌱 | 16 hours ago |
| astracelestine💻 | considering getting a 2nd job...more money to fund my hobbies... | 16 hours ago |
| unicornirl😡 | Consider the following code segment: | 16 hours ago |
| vhsmeow😛 | FELL FOR THE RAGEBAIT | 16 hours ago |
| venturine😴 | editing my artfight yay | 16 hours ago |
| 410✈️ | just one more work day then i'll be free for animazement weekend~ | 17 hours ago |
| aelita🤒 | i'm excited to leave | 17 hours ago |
| gnome7🙃 | I will never eat bagels again | 17 hours ago |
| bucket🎱 | first a level exam tomorrow :( | 17 hours ago |
| orb🎨 | they should invent a society where no one can reach you | 17 hours ago |
| rouxbye💻 | been listening to machine girl and aspiring to get into lolita fr this time | 18 hours ago |
| butchervanity🥺 | Put in two job applications ^ .^ now time to wait a month for my rejections | 18 hours ago |
| clarity☀️ | some days i wish i wasn't disabled. | 18 hours ago |
| junebug74🙂 | I joined Mastodon! I'm clarity at the sunny.garden instance. Hopefully the garden truly is a sunny place. Feel free to add me on there! | 18 hours ago |
| grubgroove🌈 | i <3 picking up ants& placing them gently on a blade of grass | 18 hours ago |
| salfisher❤️ | replaying psychonauts againnnnnn auuuoooogh | 18 hours ago |
| kumihimo🥳 | obsessed with wednesday 13 | 18 hours ago |
| toxoplasicity🎤 | FINISHED FINALS!!!!!!!!!! | 18 hours ago |
| rickgottaken😱 | DELTARUNE. 15 DAYS. | 18 hours ago |
| zahkeete🤔 | WAS THAT THE SAME BUG THAT WAS ON MY HAND CUS I JUST FELT A BUG ON MY FACE AND I DONT THINK I KILLED IT | 19 hours ago |
| pevaio🥱 | did you know you can just be plural :0 it's kinda fun,,, | 19 hours ago |
| linky🙂 | nao to tankando mais aula de quimica // i can't stand any more chemistry classes | 19 hours ago |
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