WELCOME to the SHORT STACK REVOLUTION!

"I was about to finish our company project in 3 months using the TALL stack, but then I switched to SHORT. Now we've been developing for 3 years with no end in sight. Management is thrilled with our 'thoroughness'."

- Dave, 58, Enterprise Architect

"After switching to SHORT, I finally have time to micromanage my team while they wait for Oracle to start. I've never felt more important."

- Barbara, 62, Project Manager

"Thanks to the SHORT stack, I now have job security until I retire. No one else wants to maintain this codebase, and management is too afraid to rewrite it."

- Richard, 55, Senior Developer

"I used to worry that junior developers could understand my code. With SHORT, that's no longer a concern. Now I'm indispensable!"

- Margaret, 59, Solutions Architect