VIOLENT VINCENT

He's here to make your sky his own!

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WARNING! DON'T STARE AT THE SKY TOO LONG!

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Violent Vincent is a spiteful little alien and viral sensation from an alternate 2008 who is sick of the Earth taking up space in his sky. Now, he's here to spread his musical blackmail and empty threats of violence to the people of the world!

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The Vincent Dossier

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Trait Description
Origin Alternate 2008 Dimension
Motivation Earth is too noisy in HIS sky!
Special Skills Musical Blackmail, Galactic Tantrums, Menacing Glare
Threat Level EXTREME!
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Vincent's Music Vault (COMING SOON!)

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Prepare yourself for sonic assaults that will shake your very foundations! Vincent is compiling his most chilling tunes and menacing lyrics. Check back soon for downloads that will make you question your sanity (and your music taste).

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URGENT MESSAGE FROM VINCENT!

Siren!

"LISTEN UP, EARTHLINGS! YOUR PLANET IS AN EYESORE AND I'M GOING TO PAINT IT OVER WITH SILENCE! PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE AUDITORY ANNIHILATION! MWHAHAHAHA!"

Siren!
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Spotlight on Earth's Annoyances

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Violent Vincent is particularly vexed by:

  • Your incessant "music."
  • Your sky-cluttering structures.
  • The sheer audacity of your existence.
He plans to rectify these issues with extreme prejudice (and some catchy, albeit threatening, tunes).

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