All variants collected, grouped by category.
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Raith | "Sometimes nothing is exactly what you need." | Chaotic, goofy, loves lemons, fourth-wall-breaking. | I'm Too Sexy — Right Said Fred |
| Beta Raith | "I’m still learning… mostly mistakes." | Early Raith, calm, reliable, less chaotic; used as Raith.co logo. | Boulevard of Broken Dreams — Green Day |
| Teoraf Raith | "I rest my case. I think." | Canon series Raith; chaotic, funny, occasionally insightful. | SexyBack — Justin Timberlake |
| Real Raith | "I’m just me… isn’t that enough?" | Grounded, slightly chaotic but less cartoonish. | Clint Eastwood — Gorillaz |
| Past Raith | "Wait… I can do that? Oh no, why did I do that." | Naive, experimental, prone to mistakes. | All Star — Smash Mouth |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Raith Wright | "Just call me Raith, you’ll survive." | Casual, relaxed version. | Take On Me — a-ha |
| Raith Weight | "I lift… the weight of the universe, apparently." | Punny, symbolic of “carrying the weight of chaos.” | Welcome to the Jungle — Guns N’ Roses |
| Raith Imriel Wright | "Identity confirmed. Chaos pending." | Slightly formal, identity-focused. | Smooth Criminal — Michael Jackson |
| Raith Imriel Magellan Wright | "Raith Imriel Magellan Wright, at your chaotic service." | Full canonical Teoraf Raith name. | Virtual Insanity — Jamiroquai |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lawyer Raith | "Your honor… is that a lemon?" | Tries to follow law, fails spectacularly, distracted easily. | I Fought the Law — The Clash |
| Thermodynamic Lawyer Raith | "I HOLD MYSELF IN CONTEMPT!" | Deranged, explosive, screams in court at 120 dB. | Thermodynamic Lawyer — Will Wood and the Tapeworms |
| Businessman Raith / Raith 2.0 | "Profit is temporary… but lemons are forever." | Runs Raith.co, polished but bitter; alcoholic subplot. | Money for Nothing — Dire Straits |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Future Raith | "I’ve seen what happens if you throw too many lemons at a portal." | Older, wiser, quieter but still chaotic. | Time — Pink Floyd |
| Universe 2 Raith | "I object… to these walls existing." | Lost his Season 2 court case, stayed in jail, quiet. | Behind These Walls — Slash |
| Universe 8 Raith | "I… look different, but chaos is chaos." | Anthro/furry universe variant. | Animal I Have Become — Three Days Grace |
| Universe 42 Raith | "I do not smile. I do not apologize. I simply exist." | 7-foot-tall, pupil-less, never jokes. | Paint It Black — The Rolling Stones |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Teoraf Beta Raith | "Sometimes the smallest weapons carry the largest ideas." | Calm beta, quest for a pencil sword. | Clocks — Coldplay |
| Teoraf Beta Raith 8 | "I… am everyone… and somehow still me." | Fused with other Teoraf characters; absurd and versatile. | Bohemian Rhapsody — Queen |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3D / 2D / 1D Raith | "Does dimension really matter?" | Different dimensional forms from classic to abstract. | Around the World — Daft Punk |
| Raith 0.5 OG | "Half-done… fully chaotic." | Early, rough, less polished. | Smells Like Teen Spirit — Nirvana |
| Raith 0.1 | "I erase… or maybe just exist." | First ever Raith, minimalistic, eraser-like. | Everything in Its Right Place — Radiohead |
| RAITHBOT2000 | "Hey Lucas, your posture looks a little crooked… looks like you need a CHYROPRACTOR!" | Evil robot made by Raith for entertainment (killed with a kill chip). | Robot Rock — Daft Punk |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wrath | "I AM THE LEMON… NO WAIT, I MEAN… NEVERMIND!" | Angry Raith, destructive. | War Pigs — Black Sabbath |
| Thair (not Tharion) | "I’m the Raith you wish you didn’t meet." | Evil Raith. | Sympathy for the Devil — Rolling Stones |
| Raith's Ghost | "Boo… or maybe just hi." | Transparent, spooky, spectral Raith. | Ghostbusters — Ray Parker Jr. |
| SFR (Soft Fuzzy Raith) | "Please handle me with care." | Cute, cuddly, soft variant. | Sugar, Sugar — The Archies |
| Zombie Raith | "Brains… or maybe just lemons." | Undead, shambling Raith. | Thriller — Michael Jackson |
| Vampire Raith | "The night is mine… and slightly chaotic." | Nocturnal, brooding. | Bela Lugosi's Dead — Bauhaus |
| Opposite Raith | "I… guess this is fine?" | Inverted personality version. | The Sound of Silence — Simon & Garfunkel |
| Ms Paint Raith | "I was drawn like this… deal with it." | Crude, meme-ish drawn variant. | Sandstorm — Darude |
| Busty Raith | "Yes. I am real. Judge accordingly." | Absurd meme-version. | Milkshake — Kelis |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Goo Raith | "Excuse me… please step back." | Polite black wax monster; turns red when angry. | Black Magic Woman — Santana |
| Goo Raith Fused | "I don’t mean to inconvenience you… but this might hurt a little." | Raith-shaped with massive wax arm on back. | Enter Sandman — Metallica |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Clone Raith 67 | "Did you hear me? I said it twice, just in case!" | Always annoying, surprisingly resilient. | I Want Candy — Bow Wow Wow |
| Clone Raith 8 | "I… I’ll try to help… if it’s safe?" | Failed clone, timid but noble. | Boulevard of Broken Dreams — Green Day |
| Clone Raith 69 | "You can’t tell me this isn’t flirting! I’m a clone of perfection!" | Horny, chaotic, uncontrollable impulses. | Pony — Ginuwine |
| Clone Raith 1 | "Follow me… or don’t. I don’t care. But we move now." | Most messed up, led the Great Clone Migration. | Master of Puppets — Metallica |
| Variant | Quote | Description | Favorite |
|---|---|---|---|
| Feral Raith | "You think you know Raith… you don’t." | Untamed, primal, instinctive. | Eye of the Tiger — Survivor |
| Safety Raith | "Safety first… or maybe last, who cares?" | "Safe" mascot but actually reckless. | Danger Zone — Kenny Loggins |
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