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My Cat vs. The Keyboard

My cat wants to sit on my keyboard
Outsourcing my cognition…
Wikipedia is sued in yet another country
Nuclear annihilation incoming…
My cat wants to sit on my keyboard
Outsourcing my cognition…
Wikipedia is sued in yet another country
Nuclear annihilation incoming…

Welcome

It’s a beautiful day outside!
See the sky, touch grass
long before I do.

Notice

What you will find here is the result of multiple hours of procrastination, lack of planning and lack of creativity. Be warned.

Last thing written

It’s hot. Holy crap, it’s way past night and it feels like 30 degrees! Why don’t I have an air conditioner, why wasn’t I born in a cold place? I just want to sleep, but I can’t because I feel like my whole body is melting, even though the fan is almost kissing my face!

17 December 2024

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