HELLO I AM ORZO!

WELCOME TO MY SUPER RAD SITE!
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ABOUT ME

I'M ORZO A FOUR-YEAR-OLD TERRIER MIX BASED IN SAN FRANCISCO, CA

🎾🎾🎾 I think of Orzo every time I see a random tennis ball that's been abandoned - Julie Barwick, Software Engineer at Gamma 🎾🎾🎾

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ABOUT ME

I LOVE BALL! I LOVE SNUGGLE! I LOVE TREAT/⚽

I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT MAKING SURE THAT EVERY HUMAN HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO THROW THE BALL FOR ME UNTIL I GET DISTRACTED AND GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE☀️

WHEN I'M NOT BUSY TRYING TO EAT TOXIC THINGS OR ASKING FOR ATTENTION, YOU CAN FIND ME SPRINTING AROUND THE HOUSE AS LOUD AS I CAN OR TAKING A NAP IN A SUNBEAM/ Under Construction

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Why are you so cute? Why are your eyes so bulging? - Jessica Chong, Software Engineer at Gamma & castaway on Survivor 46

I counted 25 throw/fetches and Orzo still wasn’t too winded - Nik Payne, Product Designer at Gamma

MY SERVICES

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ YELL AT BIRDS
NO BIRD WILL KNOW PEACE
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ FETCH BALL
I BRING YOU BALL ALL DAY EVERY DAY
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ EAT TRASH
NEIGHBORHOOD VERY CLEAN THANKS TO ME
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ SNUGGLE
I HOPE YOU DON'T LIKE PERSONAL SPACE

It ain't orzo if he ain't yellin - Jessilin Zhang, Barista at Temo's Coffee

WHY ME????

🔥PERSISTENTI WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I GET THE JOB DONE
💪DURABLEONCE I POOPED GLASS AND IT WAS FINE
😄POSITIVEI HAVE A GREAT ATTITUDE

Orzo has the perfect built-in stance for earthquakes - Luke Schaack, Senior Software Engineer at Clover

You know that baby monkey video? Orzo reminds me of the baby monkey and the pig. - Jon Noronha, Co-Founder at Gamma

Made with Gamma

Want to see what else you can do with Gamma?
Check out
a site I made for my photos
or
a presentation about a really unfortunate rhinoceros.

If you want to know more about how I made this, send me a message!

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