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About

I've written some of the Internet's most popular humor articles. I've made viral, snarky bots, enraging AI models, Emmy-nominated games, and extraordinarily-stupid books. I spent the better part of a decade developing and branding products at Google.

Here's some of the stuff I've made:

Projects

Project Description Links
Dookie Demastered Green Day's landmark album re-released on 15 obscure formats. CNN, NPR, TechCrunch, Billboard
GOODY-2 The world's most responsible AI model. WIRED, NPR, TechCrunch
The Millennial Captcha An interactive McSweeney's article, built to verify you're an aging millennial. CRY
Fall Out Boy's new album. Filled with the band's real tears. Hypebeast, Rolling Stone
The FADERNME
How Bad Is Your Spotify? Let a sophisticated AI judge your awful music taste. #1 trending topic on Twitter, CNN, Newsweek, People, The Verge, New York Post, Mashable, Fast Company, Engadget
Non-Fungible Olive Gardens Own an Olive Garden on the blockchain. Bloomberg, Bloomberg again, Hypebeast, MIT technology review, Insider, LA Times
#BestPhonesForever What happens when two phones stop being rivals and start being friends?
Ballad Of A Wifi Hero A heroic ballad about fixing your girlfriend's grandparents' WiFi. Voiced by H. Jon Benjamin. McSweeney's
Top 10 Most Read Ever Gizmodo, NY Mag, Huffington Post, College Humor, Nerdist, AV Club, Laughing Squidio9
Google Creative Lab Writing, strategy, and branding for some of Google's biggest, strangest, and most sensitive new products.
Thoughts And Prayers: The Game A game where you try to stop mass shootings using only thoughts and prayers. It's pretty hard. CNN, Kotaku, The Guardian, Boston Globe, Rolling Stone, BoingBoing, Slate, Paper, Spin, The Week
I'm Comic Sans, Asshole The world's most hated font lashes back. McSweeney's Top 10 Most Read Ever Available as a mug Featured in The Best of McSweeney's Internet Tendency BuzzFeed Read by Timothy Simons (Veep)
Client Feedback On The Creation Of The Earth A few notes on God's latest deliverable. McSweeney's Top 10 Most Read Ever Featured in The Best of McSweeney's Internet Tendency Advertising Age Design Taxi
The Voter Suppression Trail The New York Times' first Op-Ed game, all about the pain of waiting in line to vote. Nominated for an Emmy. News & Documentary Emmys, The New York Times, Engadget, Polygon, AV Club, BoingBoing
On The Bro'd Every sentence of Kerouac's 'On The Road', translated into bro-speak. NY Daily News, Time, Annotated on Genius, Washington Post, Daily Dot, Paste, BuzzFeed 2.8/5 on Goodreads!! Linguistics Paper From an Indonesian University
Lightyear.fm Fly through the galaxy and hear how far radio broadcasts have traveled. Wired, Gizmodo, Kottke, The Takeaway, Kotaku, Reddit, Huffington Post, Daily Mail, Star Tribune, AV Club, FastCo
Drunk Shopping A party-loving bot that texted you dumb stuff to buy on Saturdays at 2am. Acquired by Super Deluxe. Wired, Top of Imgur, Top of Imgur again, Top of Imgur one more time, Refinery29, Business Insider, BuzzFeed, Food and Wine, Mashable, Nylon, Engadget, Gizmodo, Nasdaq, BuzzFeed
BuzzFeed Video, stunts, games, and bots as one of BuzzFeed's first Creative Directors
Deep Cuts Older, weirder stuff I still love.

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