For 40+ years, Dirk has appeared on local TV, school assemblies, and community stages across Canada. Saturday Night Live once parodied his look — but Dirk is the real, enduring original.
Soft cotton/poly blend with pink-and-purple raglan sleeves
Rainbow unicorn graphic — iconic and nostalgic
Unisex sizes S–XXL, machine washable
Ideal for school shows, malls, county fairs, or cruise lounges
$77.77 $36.00
Nostalgic TV‑era vibes. Durable print. Soft feel. And a unicorn that quietly judges reality itself. MAGIC!✨
For 40+ years, Dirk has appeared on local TV, school assemblies, and community stages across Canada. Saturday Night Live once parodied his look — but Dirk is the real, enduring original.
It's A Match - SNL
scanned VHS stills, old posters, press photos, and snapshots from Dirk’s decades of performances
1978
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