D I R K D E N S T E N ’ S I L L U S I O N S E M P O R I U M ! ✨

For 40+ years...

Dirk has appeared on local TV, school assemblies, and community stages across Canada. Saturday Night Live once parodied his look — but Dirk is the real, enduring original.

"Colors may vary slightly on the astral plane."

Shop the Unicorn Raglan

Dirk Densten Signature Unicorn Raglan Soft cotton/poly blend with pink-and-purple raglan sleeves Rainbow unicorn graphic — iconic and nostalgic Unisex sizes S–XXL, machine washable Ideal for school shows, malls, county fairs, or cruise lounges

$77.77 (use code MAGIC7777 at checkout → $36.00) View Product Auto‑apply Code

What You’ll Love

• Nostalgic TV‑era vibes.
• Durable print.
• Soft feel.
• And a unicorn that quietly judges reality itself. MAGIC!

"Colors may vary slightly on the astral plane"

As Seen On

✨ It's A Match - SNL ✨

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