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Oyster Charity
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Why don't oysters donate to charity? Show Punchline 
Oyster charity Meme. |
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Kpop Fart Joke
If k-pop is Korean pop. What is French art? Show Punchline Kpop fart joke Meme. Vote Share |
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Bear Warning Joke
WARNING! When hiking, please take precaution and affix little bells to clothing to avoid surprising a bear. You are further advised to carry pepper spray in case of a bear encounter. Be vigilant and know the difference between bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear feces has bells in it and smells like pepper. Bear Warning Joke Meme. Vote Share |
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Soccer Stadium
How do you light up a soccer stadium? Show Punchline Soccer Stadium Meme. Vote Share |
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What Do You Call A Moose With No Name
What do you call a moose with no name? Show Punchline What do you call a moose with no name Meme. Vote Share |
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King Von
Why did King Von always carry a pen? Show Punchline King Von Meme. Vote Share |
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Germany Jokes
What does a German say when he sneezes? Show Punchline Germany Jokes Meme. Vote Share |
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German Jokes
What do you call a blind german? Show Punchline German Jokes Meme. Vote Share |
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What Do Get When You Cross A Shark With A Skunk?
What do you get when you cross a shark with a skunk? Show Punchline What do get when you cross a shark with a skunk? Meme. Vote Share |
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Funny Government Joke
POV: You're a cop and your partner's name is Phil. You just watched a woman commit a crime on the senate floor, "Phil Uhhhh Bust Her." (Filabuster) Funny Government Joke Meme. Vote Share |
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Dinosus
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Show Punchline dinosus Meme. Vote Share |
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Picking Up A Hottie Joke
I'm now at the age when "Picking up a hottie" means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco. Picking up a hottie joke Meme. Vote Share |
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Why Did The Chicken Cross Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road? Show Punchline Why did the chicken cross joke Meme. Vote Share |
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Minister Without Suitcase
What if a minister loses his suitcase? Show Punchline Minister without suitcase Meme. Vote Share |
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What Did One Cat Say To The Other Cat On The Phone
What did one cat say to the other cat on the phone? Show Punchline What did one cat say to the other cat on the phone Meme. Vote Share |
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How Do You Get A Mouse To Smile
How do you get a mouse to smile? Show Punchline How do you get a mouse to smile Meme. Vote Share |
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Why Did The Elephant Call The Locksmith
Why did the elephant call the locksmith? Show Punchline Why did the elephant call the locksmith Meme. Vote Share |
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Why Don't Crabs Share
Why don't crabs share? Show Punchline Why don't crabs share Meme. Vote Share |
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Have You Heard Of The Dyslexic Cow Who Attained Enlightenment
Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment? Show Punchline Have you heard of the dyslexic cow who attained enlightenment Meme. Vote Share |
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Why Does An Elephant Have A Trunk
Why does an elephant have a trunk? Show Punchline Why does an elephant have a trunk Meme. Vote Share |
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A Guy Walks Into A Pet Shop...
A man walks into a pet store and asks for a German Shepperd. The shopkeeper, replies that it will cost him $500. The man thinks for a minute, then asks how much a beware of dog sign costs. The shopkeeper calmly replies that it costs a whopping $1.98. The man thinks for a while moment, I'll just take the beware of dog sign. A Guy Walks Into a Pet Shop... Meme. Vote Share |
| Category | Count |
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| Adult Jokes | 🔞 117 |
| Airline Jokes | 304 |
| Animal Jokes | 15 |
| Baby Jokes | 81 |
| Bar & Drinking Jokes | 100 |
| Best Jokes | 66 |
| Blonde Jokes | 9 |
| Business Jokes | 7 |
| College Jokes | 13 |
| Computer Jokes | 5 |
| Cross the Road Jokes | 406 |
| Dad Jokes | 6 |
| Dentist Jokes | 56 |
| Doctor Jokes | 8 |
| Dumb Criminals | 53 |
| Elderly Jokes | 15 |
| Entertainment Jokes | 21 |
| Family Jokes | 11 |
| Farmer Jokes | 122 |
| Fart Jokes | 133 |
| Food Jokes | 6 |
| Golf Jokes | 118 |
| Holiday Jokes | 24 |
| Insult Jokes | 4 |
| Judge Jokes | 172 |
| Kid Jokes | 10 |
| Knock Knock Jokes | 18 |
| Lawyer Jokes | 7 |
| Lightbulb Jokes | 5 |
| Little Johnny Jokes | 11 |
| Love Jokes | 80 |
| Marriage Jokes | 6 |
| Military Jokes | 119 |
| Misc Jokes | 13 |
| Money Jokes | 23 |
| Musician Jokes | 45 |
| National Jokes | 5 |
| News Jokes | 3 |
| Office Jokes | 78 |
| One Liner Jokes | 53 |
| Pickup Jokes | 4 |
| Pilot Jokes | 18 |
| Pirate Jokes | 22 |
| Police Jokes | 47 |
| Political Jokes | 77 |
| Pop Culture Jokes | 6 |
| Programmer Jokes | 235 |
| Puns | 11 |
| Redneck Jokes | 79 |
| Relationship Jokes | 58 |
| Religious Jokes | 5 |
| Salespeople Jokes | 31 |
| School Jokes | 29 |
| Science Jokes | 4 |
| SciFI Jokes | 33 |
| Sport Jokes | 17 |
| Star Wars Jokes | 26 |
| Teacher Jokes | 23 |
| Technology Jokes | 441 |
| Word Play Jokes | 63 |
| Work Jokes | 53 |
| Yo Momma Jokes | 2 |
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