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The Sweet Leaf Tortoise Bio \| $99	The Heavy Tropix Polarized Crystal Olive Bio (+5 Colors)
The Funk Punk Black Bio (+3 Colors)	The Sweet Leaf Crystal Black Cherry Bio (+5 Colors)
The No Wave Licorice Bio (+4 Colors)	The Speed Charm Crystal Stone Bio (+2 Colors)
The Idle Daze Black Moondust Bio (+1 Colors)	The Dream Cassette Polarized Lunar Tort Bio (+3 Colors)
The Funk Daddy Crystal Cherry Bio (+2 Colors)

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The Head Rattle Cabagges Green Onion Bio \| $109

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The Speed Charm Midnight Forest Bio \| $109

Submarine by The Marías!
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Submarine by The Marías Side A, Black Bio \| $109

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The Radio Haze Black Bio
The Marquee Rox Polarized Jaguar Tortoise Bio
The Speed Charm Midnight Forest Bio
The Funk Punk Cabagges Shiitake Bio
The Head Rattle Cabagges Green Onion Bio
The Luv Buzz Stone Blue Bio
The Funk Daddy Ballet Pink Bio
The Suntan Underground Polarized Lunar Tortoise Bio
The Stereo Cult Polarized Midnight Pine Bio
The Stereo Cult Polarized Desert Tortoise Bio
The Bikini Vision II Polarized Black Moondust Bio
The Bikini Vision II Crystal Mud Bio
The Sweet Leaf x Soccer Mommy
The Radio Haze Polarized Crystal Cola Bio
The Radio Haze Polarized Off Black Bio
The Speed Charm Crystal Stone Bio
The Speed Charm Mahogany Bio
The Speedway Polarized Desert Tortoise Bio
The Luv Buzz Black Bio
The Luv Buzz Polarized Midnight Plum Bio
The Idle Daze Black Moondust Bio
The Idle Daze Mahogany Bio
The Kush Cowboy Root Beer Bio
The Kush Cowboy Polarized Black Bio
The Sweet Leaf Crystal Root Beer Bio
The Heavy Tropix Polarized Crystal Earth Bio
The No Wave Crystal Stone Bio
The Warp Zone Red Digi Python
The Marquee Rox Mahogany Bio
The Void Pixie Black Moondust Bio
The Glass Bubble Shroom
Submarine by The Marías Side A, Black Bio
Submarine by The Marías Side B, Crystal Smoke Bio

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Featured Review!
I love how the shape of these glasses suited the shape of my face. I’ve had a bunch of friends try them on (because they loved them of course!) and surprisingly they complimented everyone’s face shape and structure. Hollie B. in Crystal Kelp Bio How would you describe your face width? Medium

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They look good on both me and my dog Jerry Khang N. in Polarized Agave Bio How would you describe your face width? Medium

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Cabagges x Crap® Eyewear The Stereo Cult The Bikini Vision II Summer 2025 The Speed Charm The Speedway The Luv Buzz The Radio Haze Spring 2025 The Kush Cowboy The Idle Daze Soccer Mommy x Crap® Eyewear Holiday 2024 Eyedress x Crap® Eyewear Hike Clerb x Crap® Eyewear The Heavy Tropix Sport The No Wave Submarine by The Marías The Glass Bubble Summer 2024 iggy x Crap® Eyewear The Marquee Rox The No Wave Spring 2024 The Warp Zone Black Image Center The Void Pixie Fall 2023 The Dream Cassettte The Petal Bomb Summer 2023 The Supa Phreek II Spring 2023 Hot Lava x Crap® Eyewear The Gothic Breeze The Funk Daddy The Anti Matter The Chaos Vault All Lookbooks

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Cabagges x Crap® Eyewear
The Stereo Cult
The Bikini Vision II
Summer 2025
The Speed Charm
The Speedway
The Luv Buzz
The Radio Haze
Spring 2025
The Kush Cowboy
The Idle Daze
Soccer Mommy x Crap® Eyewear
Holiday 2024
Eyedress x Crap® Eyewear
Hike Clerb x Crap® Eyewear
The Heavy Tropix Sport
The No Wave
Submarine by The Marías
The Glass Bubble
Summer 2024
iggy x Crap® Eyewear
The Marquee Rox
The No Wave
Spring 2024
The Warp Zone
Black Image Center
The Void Pixie
Fall 2023
The Dream Cassettte
The Petal Bomb
Summer 2023
The Supa Phreek II
Spring 2023
Hot Lava x Crap® Eyewear
The Gothic Breeze
The Funk Daddy
The Anti Matter
The Chaos Vault
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