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| Doctor(yartek, Fri 18 Apr, 19:13, 0 replies) | yartek | Fri 18 Apr | 0 |
| 🛋️(monkeon, Thu 17 Apr, 22:40, 2 replies) | monkeon | Thu 17 Apr | 2 |
| 🧣(monkeon, Tue 15 Apr, 21:52, 1 replies) | monkeon | Tue 15 Apr | 1 |
| monkeon | Tue 15 Apr | 2 | |
| meh(adax, Mon 14 Apr, 21:59, 1 replies) | adax | Mon 14 Apr | 1 |
| (christhebarker, Mon 14 Apr, 21:41, 0 replies) | christhebarker | Mon 14 Apr | 0 |
| Click for bigger (777 kb)(fitzpirate, Mon 14 Apr, 18:50, 3 replies) | fitzpirate | Mon 14 Apr | 3 |
| (Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Apr, 15:38, 1 replies) | Captain Howdy | Mon 14 Apr | 1 |
| (christhebarker, Mon 14 Apr, 15:33, 1 replies) | christhebarker | Mon 14 Apr | 1 |
| Is nobody else playing?(christhebarker, Sat 12 Apr, 17:23, 1 replies) | christhebarker | Sat 12 Apr | 1 |
Dr Who is back and as everyone loved it when the Doctor broke the fourth wall and started singing last year, let's mash up the Whoniverse and pop music.
See all 107 images (open) set by monkeon on 11th Apr at 10pm
Drink driving for science!
See all 20 popular links (2 made popular today) linked to by Invisible Wizard on 19th Apr at 7pm
"HOUSE OF COMMONS RECALLED TO DISCUSS THE EXCELLENT URLS IN THE B3TA NEWSLETTER"
* QUIZ - know your alphabet better than children?
* MAP - the entire world finally in Comic Sans
* CHALLENGE - if kids books told the truth
Read newsletter 944 published by rob on 11th Apr at 7pm
"B3TA ANNOUNCES TARIFFS ON LINKING TO NTK AND POPBITCH AND THAT FRIDAY ONE WHATEVER THAT WAS CALLED"
* ELON'S INSIGHTS - he reacts to fucking everything
* JOHN HIGGS' DOCTOR WHO BOOK - finally out
* TUBE ADS - Criticised by critical man
Read newsletter 943 published by rob on 4th Apr at 6pm
What would happen if the Brown family lived with a real grizzly bear? What was Sleeping Beauty's morning breath like? Show us classic children's tales as they'd actually play out. Suggested by Rob.
See all 63 images (open) set by monkeon on 3rd Apr at 11pm
Why wait for the dramatisation or biopic in 20 years time? Show us movies based on people and events that are in the news RIGHT NOW.
See all 60 images (open) set by monkeon on 26th Mar at 10pm
"THIS NEWSLETTER CAN ONLY PARTIALLY REFUTE THAT TOM & BARBARA DID 9/11"
* IMAGE CHALLENGE - remake TV shows with animals
* TWO HIT WONDERS - Can you name the second hit?
* CHEATING ANIMATION - It's amusing, watch it
Read newsletter 942 published by rob on 21st Mar at 6pm
There's way too many TV shows about people and not enough about animals. Rectify that by remaking classic TV moments with critters, or just punning a title.
See all 80 images (open) set by monkeon on 16th Mar at 8pm
"CAMPAIGN TO RENAME THE AMERICANO COFFEE AS 'A GULP OF MEXICO' STARTS HERE"
* EXCELLENT IMAGE CHALLENGE - Modernise art
* THEREMIN SIMULATOR - some webcam bollocks fun
* BUM HOLES - Why do we have them? WHO KNOWS
Read newsletter 941 published by rob on 14th Mar at 6pm
Classic artworks are getting a bit out-of-date now that everything is vapes, influencers and billionaires in space. Update art to be more relevant to the modern world.
See all 128 images (open) set by monkeon on 7th Mar at 10pm
"THE NEWSLETTER THAT'S HAD ITS OWN INDEPENDENT NUCLEAR DETERRENT SINCE 2001"
* CHICKEN MATCHING - Most addictive poultry game
* POPE SONG - finally another song about Pope
* STUPID AMOUNT - of Matt Round follow ups
Read newsletter 940 published by rob on 7th Mar at 6pm
- That shit is too low effort for even us. We're not saying you can't ever get some AI help around the edges, but if your work is just typing something into an AI gen and posting it, then no thank you. This also includes videos on /links.
posted by God on 7th Mar at 9am
"IF YOU'RE HAPPY MONDAYS AND YOU KNOW IT, CLAP YOUR HANDS"
* PIG STACKING - Matt Round breaks internet
* GUESS THE HOUSE PRICE - quiz starts revolution
* CHALLENGE - Make the shit Amazon 'Bondiverse'
Read newsletter 939 published by rob on 28th Feb at 8pm
Amazon have bought the rights to James Bond, so show us all the terrible spin-offs they'll inevitably make to milk it to death. Suggested by Rob.
See all 51 images (open) set by monkeon on 26th Feb at 10pm
"DENIS THATCHER! MILF SNATCHER!"
* PEOPLE SELLING MIRRORS - the big interview
* CHALLENGE - Video games in real life
* EXPERIMENT - Should Marmite and tea be mixed?
Read newsletter 938 published by rob on 21st Feb at 7pm
Instead of humans having to move into Mark Zuckerberg's terrible VR world, let's bring our favourite video game characters into ours. Suggested By Captain Howdy.
See all 50 images (open) set by monkeon on 17th Feb at 10pm
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